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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.

[–] gjoel@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

I have a customer support joke, please hold...

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It only counts if it's a maths joke.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall

[–] Horsey@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

When will the update release? Soon™️

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.

[–] Prater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

[–] JoBo@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.

[–] Curiousfur@yiffit.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I thought I was going crazy

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Correlation =/= causation. You're still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

[–] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

[–] ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led

[–] ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.

[–] e_mu_mu@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it

[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT

[–] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 0 points 11 months ago

I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking

[–] TesterJ@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it