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What does the poop of apples look like?
First find out which creature poops in the shape of apples, Then work back from there ofcourse. I’m Glad I came to Lemmy to increase the wisdom intelligence here with you all.
So, in german the word for horse poop is "Pferdeäpfel" ("horse-apples"), so going by your method, apples poop in the shape of horses. Thanks, TIL!
This is interesting!
ok but where’s the apple’s butthole
Papa ich will nen Apfel.
Wie wäre es mit einem Pferdeafpel? XDDDDD
Translation:
Dad I want an apple
How about a horse apple? XDDDD
I don't (hopefully)
But do they poop once in three days?
...eventually...
And to think we were all here for this glorious day. What a story to tell our children.
TIL apples can poop
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