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[–] Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Being a healer isn't bottoming You decide who lives and who dies

[–] Couplqnd@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's called being a power bottom

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Im the bottom then why do they spend so much time lying on the floor?

[–] TheGoldenV@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I like the cut of your jib.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...generate a lot of upward thrust.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Think more like a pile driver. The machine, not the wrestling move.

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A god that lives for abuse from it's followers instead of praise.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're literally a god who decides who lives and who dies, they must submit to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-saUDoiuWc

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

If this were reddit I would link to /r/HealSluts

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I always felt like I had the most influence as healer / support. Keeping an eye on the map and enemy jungle, fucking with their carry, ganking and making plays happen. The carry just takes credit in the late game, but really he's my lap dog.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Unless you're playing TF2

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fine I'll be the one to say it

Rogues are asexual

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Why else would we pick elf bard in D&D?

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Psychotic Paladin enters the chat!

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I really don't get the comparison here. Seems like a stretch.