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Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

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[–] amzd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Americans really will use any measurement before touching the metric system

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Each bit is an ingredient.

2 bits bread

1 bit ham

1 bit cheese

1 bit lettuce

1 bit tomato

1 bit pickles

1 bit mayonnaise

So when you divide it all out, it's only 8 bites.

[–] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.

[–] JWBananas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

All of them.

I'm sorry.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What's the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

All units that use body parts are US ones.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

How many foreskins is that?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Your size or mine?

[–] xep@fedia.io 3 points 3 hours ago

I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

(Ingredients-1)^2^ +2

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 points 58 minutes ago

I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.

But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.