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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Where are the other kids getting tampons to throw at him?

15 year old virgin

Aren't most 15-year-olds virgins? I went to a weird high school where the SAT-prep kids would have made fun of the PE kids, so I don't know what normal teenagers are like.

[–] basmati@lemmus.org 15 points 3 hours ago

Median age in the US for losing virginity is 18.4, while 15 is young, around 10-15% of surveyed populations consistently have lost their virginity by 15. That being said public school culture is to claim you banged some foreign chick at camp at 13 to brag so 15 year olds that don't lie might be confused.

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Virgin-chad dialectic. The meaning is stripped from this word

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

ia it even legal not to.be avjrgin at 15

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

In most places, yeah

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are you not doing PE because of Pre SAT? Since when is a college placement exam an exemption from Physical Education? Am I missing something?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It was probably on a Friday and testing probably was happening Saturday morning and they were busy setting up the gym with tables for check-in or possibly desks for testing directly in the large room rather than individual classrooms. Most schools don't have an abundance of large spaces and one has to be sacrificed.

[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Schools in the US have tests on Saturdays? We don't really have an equivalent to SATs here in Canada, but I figured it was just a summary exam or something you took like anything else.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No, it's not a mandated test or anything. It's basically a college entrance exam.

Schools are often used to hold the tests because they're already equipped to handle it. But, the tests can be hosted at different locations.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

SATs and Pre-SATs (just practice SATs) are optional and not part of the curriculum (literally run by a private, albeit non-profit, company). While it's not required you take it, good luck getting into college without an SAT score, and most high-schools have dates you can pay/register and come in to take the test.

[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Wild. We just have pre-requisite courses that typically qualify you for University programs. You overall grades matter, but there's nothing like an SAT

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Egg roll meets sweet and sour sauce.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is the start of some weird fantasy isn’t it?

[–] phantomc137@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

this is my wife

[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] basmati@lemmus.org 4 points 1 hour ago

If some weird ass marketing intern at Kraft managed to get funding to advertise on 4chan, or lemmy via 4chan through a screenshot, then said marketing intern deserves our attention and respect. If all ads were like this I wouldn't have had ad blockers on all my devices for the last twenty years.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 9 points 4 hours ago

Given the shit I saw in school, I'm surprised it wasn't a trick. Gotta go with fake.