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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Where are the other kids getting tampons to throw at him?

15 year old virgin

Aren't most 15-year-olds virgins? I went to a weird high school where the SAT-prep kids would have made fun of the PE kids, so I don't know what normal teenagers are like.

[–] basmati@lemmus.org 15 points 3 hours ago

Median age in the US for losing virginity is 18.4, while 15 is young, around 10-15% of surveyed populations consistently have lost their virginity by 15. That being said public school culture is to claim you banged some foreign chick at camp at 13 to brag so 15 year olds that don't lie might be confused.

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Virgin-chad dialectic. The meaning is stripped from this word

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

ia it even legal not to.be avjrgin at 15

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

In most places, yeah