Anyone else think this is a direct reaction to Dave Bautista calling him a whiny little bitch? Masculinity by proxy/osmosis??? The fuck is this...

"Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women,” Trump said. “This is a guy that was all man.” [...]

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”

That thumbnail makes him look like he has tiny deformed hands.

Someone come get grandpa

I wish the things that this idiot said mattered... at least to the rubes who are determined to vote for him.

Half iced tea, half lemonade

Not weird at all.

“They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

Who mother fucker, who gave your more security?? It was all deep state pizza Biden conspiracy b.s when you weren't happy about it, now it's magic? Of course he'll never admit he isn't being treated unfairly, he's always the victim. Strong man baby.

Despair! Great Golden Bear golden hair down there! Under where? Vote for me!

Yay! It’s the news season of the Shit Show. The previous season finale was absolutely breathtaking, so I have high hopes for the coming episodes. 🍿