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Gotta get creative with your layoffs when you already did massive layoffs but still need to please wall street.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

including acne pads, wine glasses, and laundry detergent.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I would just convince everyone at the company to use their full credit every single day from now on. Give the food to a homeless person or something.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Fired for illegally feeding the homeless.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So they got all mad that some employees decided to pack lunch and use the credits for regular supplies

[–] skygirl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, they pretended to get mad so they had an excuse to cut their workforce without having it labeled a layoff.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Disciplining labor publicly so they don't get any ideas about comfort in their collective power... You just gotta love it - OR WE'LL FUCKING FIRE YOU!

[–] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I also get about 25$ a day for meals. They accumulate over the month. At the end of the month I just buy shit from the market with them including alcohol and cleaning products and what not. They dont fucking care!!

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I also get about 25$ a day for meals.

That's crazy though. $25 a day in meals for 1 person is genuine luxury.

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[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

Until they need an excuse to fire someone

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 82 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I don't think Meta thought this through, unless the staff already know you can be fired for small things like this. Sure, they stretched what you are supposed to spend money on, broke the rules, fine. Fuck around, find out, not something i do professionally. But it's $25. You're a 1.5$ trillion company. It comes off as petty.

If I was still working at Meta, I'd be job hunting. And maybe that's what they want. Maybe they need to downsize some more.

But eventually Meta will have the minimum amount of staff and need to grow again or necessary people will leave, and when they try to hire people they may find this article and demand more money to make up for the pettiness or they won't apply, because no one likes to be under a microscope.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And maybe that’s what they want

It's absolutely what they want. I think they're trying to cull their workforce, and cracking down on random policies in this way is intended to get people to leave w/o having to pay out severance packages.

they may find this article and demand more money

I highly doubt that. People will continue to apply to Meta because it's a prestigious job and pays remarkably well. Unfortunately, Meta will get away with this, and it's honestly disgusting to me.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

100% agree on your first point.

I would caution your second point. A few years ago, news articles pointed out Meta had to pay people more compared to other similar companies due to people not wanting to work there. Sadly Google search isn't showing me those older articles.

A few websites are saying Meta's ~~average~~ median pay is 379k (Zuckerberg takes a $1 so he isn't driving that number) vs Google at $315k vs Microsoft $193k vs Nvidia 267k. That's a lot of difference. So running a company like a pedant has a real dollar difference, especially for workers who can demand it. Meta lost a lot of money on the Metaverse and they are spending to catch up AI, meaning they already have to be competitive for employees compared to other companies. Add in the perks are a trap to get fired, and your costs just keep going up. Perks are typically offered in lieu of higher costs and in this case incentive people to work longer in an office. Now they leave for food or go home and you have lost those benefits.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not average salary, median salary. Big difference, be careful with words, friend.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Good catch, thanks, updated

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[–] nutt_goblin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Definitely seems like they want the layoff from my position in the industry.

The tech megagiants are massively reallocating their budgets from "paying people for new product development" to datacenter build-outs, under the belief that AI will fundamentally restructure all knowledge work into property you can own and extract rent from.

Unfortunately the industry is completely non union and a good chunk of employees are on H1B or TN visas where they will get deported if they get fired. That really puts a damper on wanting to rock the boat.

Expect things to get less stable and shittier over time as this trend continues.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m just trying to understand how UberEats is a good way to feed an office. Are we talking about 3 people in a WeWork space somewhere? I can’t imagine 250 UberEats orders all arriving somewhere at once and getting to the right people. Or even 25.

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, it's terrible. The entire policy is Bananas. And you can't pool funds? So if it is 3 people, $75 worth of pizza will feed them for a long time. But they got fired for pooling them.

How much time were the Accountants spending verifying this? Or did workers just receive vouchers? If a handful of people were abusing it, how did they notice? No refunds on vouchers, so you'd assume an amount of late nights and then refill as needed. It was already budgeted, so it's a sunk cost.

Also in some places I've worked, $25 after the delivery costs isn't that much food either. I'd be ignoring that perk forever if I still worked there, too much red tape.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the pooling funds part confuses me. What is the damn issue?

Well, they also just straight up laid off 9,000 people this week so they are clearly in a mood to get rid of people. And I suppose they don’t mind firing people for small infractions because it accomplishes two things for them:

  1. no severance required
  2. sets an example and scares people into obedience

Free food is after all a perk that most people don’t get at work. And it’s just the tip of the iceberg of perks that Meta employees get. I know for a fact that executives get sick and tired of employees being spoiled by all this and they probably took personal enjoyment in these terminations.

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[–] subtext@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Staff are given daily allowances of $20 for breakfast, $25 for lunch, and $25 for dinner, with meal credits issued in $25 increments.

Hot damn this is absolutely wild. Even if you only look at lunch, that’s ~$6k/person. If you add in breakfast and dinner that’s ~$17k/person.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

As someone who works at Meta:

Ya the benefits are nice.

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like that one evil corp homer worked for.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You better not be talking shit of my boi Hank Scorpio!

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hank Scorpio did nothing wrong.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure I've lived on less than this in inflation adjusted dollars.

[–] procrastitron@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (7 children)

My first thought is that this entire article reads like a camouflaged press release from Meta.

The source for the article seems to be an anonymous, internal leak, but those “leaks” are often from the company itself as a way to send a message while maintaining plausible deniability.

My second thought is that they are grouping together wildly different types of infractions without saying how many people were guilty of each one. It’s possible that one person was committing outright fraud while everyone else was just accused of a minor technicality.

Finally, the accusation of “pooling” funds seems like a big tell. That’s what you should want the employees to do to save the company money. Without specific details about why that was wrong this sounds more like a gotcha than a legitimate reason to fire someone.

All of these together make this article seem like a way of scaring employees into resigning so they can cut the workforce without being subject to WARN act requirements.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

I work in a Meta office nearby, it's the talk of the town, many people think it's true.

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[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Some decent bootlicking in here...

"Leadership" gets strippers and nobody cares lol

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm reminded of a video from Gary Vee where he had a small moment of reality: Some guy was complaining his employee quit 3 weeks after starting because they were all lazy. Also note it was always his only employee.

Gary asks him how much they paid the employee (min wage) and if he demanded they work over 40 hours (yes and no ot), then pointed out the guy was walking home with all the money and expecting someone to work hard with no return.

The entire audience was confused. Now they are in these comments.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 17 points 4 days ago

These grifters get super cagey when you point basic math... Capitalism for me, but no for thee🤡

[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's crazy to see people justify this. I wonder how they'd feel getting microscoped at work until fired. There's always a cause if your scummy enough.

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[–] xepher@piefed.social 20 points 4 days ago (8 children)

If it was made clear that it was only to be used for food and to only use while you were at the office, then fine. Harsh, but whatever.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (24 children)

Stupid policy is stupid.

Are they requiring receipts from those that follow the directions to make sure they spend all $25 on lunch?

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Can i have that $400k job?

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Right? I promise not to scheme on $10 worth of toothpaste.

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[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, trying to scam your employer isn't smart. Food vouchers, not couch vouchers.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's how that works: when you abuse a perk for meals in the office by using it for other stuff, you're rolling the dice, aren't you?

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