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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 115 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com

Eventually they hyphenated it.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago

From their FAQ:

Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ye, but that one is on purpose

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah after reading the whole site, I agree. I just remembered it being mentioned in the same context on QI as the site "expertsexchange".

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Amateursexchange.com?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sex change operations as a hobby, now that's something

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

/#susanalbumparty lol

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

powergen.italia

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 144 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Domain name was cheap.

Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 98 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

That prolapse joke was a stretch.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You wouldn't get it .... it's an inside joke

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago

It's supposed to be, anyway.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 5 days ago

"It's an inside out joke" was right there

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.

Lots of goats in this thread.

[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

[–] aulin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

For that you might need an analyst. Or a therapist?

[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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Sounds like a Windows start menu replacement.

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there's a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is "Strain Hard".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The one that always gets me is the stock market app being called Bawsaq

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What a wonderful day to have a mind

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I typed in the URL figuring it wasn't going to be real, but it is.

I'm thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn't speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor's new clothes kind of thing.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe they're aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 15 points 5 days ago

I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

I've seen both cases in real life.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 46 points 5 days ago

GTA grade name.

(There's already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

[–] generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wow... didn't even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

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[–] Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

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[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I goatse what they did there.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Tek Knight has entered the chat

[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 7 points 5 days ago

Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Since it's Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I'm not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please just tell me the search term

So I can block it

[–] Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I'm telling all my friends about this as I'm writing this post.

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