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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by REgon@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net
 

Can't believe we didn't have it already tbh, we love appropriating boomer memes and being semi-ironic about things.
Maybe he should be a bit offset so he'd be slightly above the thing he's peeing on, but I dunno how to do that.

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[–] sloth@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is not Calvin, that is KKKalvin.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sloth@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sloth@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really appreciate it. Even moreso I appreciate not having to expound on why that difference is significant. rat-salute-2

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you want to tell me why? I just did it because it was funny. Does it have something to do with it mainly being used by chuds or is it something to do with Bill Watterson or is it just because he's white?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From my understanding Waterson seems like a decent guy and has almost never approved any merchandising, least of all the stickers.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This.

Some douchebags took something beautiful and wholesome and twisted it into a vehicle of hate just to make a buck.

Here is a good article, spoiler, it probably started in Florida.

I grew up with Calvin and Hobbes, and even as a kid I knew that was some fake-ass, bullshit. Calvin wouldn't do that kind of thing. Rubs me the wrong way like cops that get Punisher logo tattoos. Frank Castle fucking hates pigs, and would probably kill them on sight. Thanks for your interest.