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"Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better not change anything at all." - politicans probably
"Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better not change anything at all."
He came forward with the truth about windmills and big renewable said axe this guy.
it's a scheme by 
Big Wind
"Huh I wonder why so many people keep trying to kill this guy. Better ~~not change anything at all~~ align our platform closer to his." - ~~politicans~~ democrats probably
I love that he can't go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It's even better than an Oswald doing it competently.
It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala
It's hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren't like the last goober. He'll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.
hitting the dice roller again and again in baldur's gate 3 and just coming up with 1 every time
No quick-load for these folks 
I actually started laughing when I saw the headline.
on trillbillies they called it "always something with this guy"
on trillbillies they called it "always something with this guy", i recall that phrase a lot with trump news lately
Can you not get shot at...FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
The suspect, identified as Vem Miller
Not a real name
Bianco said Miller considers himself a so-called sovereign citizen, a group of people who do not believe they are subject to any government statutes unless they consent to them. Bianco said Miller’s identity card was enough to raise suspicion with local rally security. “They were different enough to cause the deputies alarm,”
Not a real country, stg. Did he print it on fucking inkjet printer without golden thread or whatever they believe
Bianco also said the FBI is questioning another man after bomb-detecting dogs “repeatedly” identified him as possibly dangerous. That man was not allowed in the rally, Bianco said.
Cant have shit in usa
First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO. What's the next one gonna be? An extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself going on racist rants while driving around in his truck? An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture?
4chan weeb who tries to do it with a katana and throwing stars 
Ok but imagine if they were the one to succeed lmao
making Jojo references as theyre shot by secret service
Jet-ski dealer who escaped prison after being arrested over 6th january ~~shenanigans~~ coup attempt
White guy who's a black hebrew israelite
Getting revenge after his mother wasted all of their savings on the Trump NFTs.
An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture
babe wake up, new "world's best cosplay idea" just dropped
I'm curious as to whether or not someone's gonna end up taking shots at him for simply not really lining up with the version of him they carry in their head.
guy who thinks that trump won the 2020 election and has been shadow governing ever since and that this asshole running in 2024 is obviously a CIA body double since trump would not be constitutionally allowed to have a third term
The suspect, identified as Vem MillerNot a real name
Short for Vemhinkular Mailmslaughller
the deep state aren't sending their best, folks 
isn't this the fourth one?
or does Mr Michigan not actually count for some reason I missed hearing about?
He's gonna match Castro for number of attempted assassinations if he keeps it up.
First as farce second as tragedy.
Lol guess I'm losing count
Something something only need to get lucky once
Well, he needs to be lucky every time.
i gues the third time is uhhh ......not the charm?
ah well, nevertheless
Fucking stole my line. Maybe the third person who actually gets a shot out is the charm
The suspect later told US media that he was a Trump supporter who bought the guns for his own safety and notified police at a checkpoint that they were in the trunk of his car. “These accusations are complete bullshit,” Miller said. “I’m an artist, I’m the last person that would cause any violence and harm to anybody.”
Yeah, there aren't any infamous examples of Right-wing artists using violence to harm people.
the first doofus fucked it up for everyone, now security is too tight. sad
Commiefornia once again trampling on the 2nd amendment 😒
wouldve found a way to get it through. Amateur hour over here smh
God dammit
Can't say I'm surprised 
Copycats really need to train more
