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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was walking my dog down the beach and I looked back and when times were really tough there was only one set of foot prints so I asked my dog "why did you abandon me when times were hard?" and my dog said "look again and you will see that in the darkest times I was carrying you"

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

in this story, why does the dog never say "we walked in single file and stepped in each other's footsteps, to hide our numbers"?

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

Generating this image personally lowered Milton's pressure by 1 millibar.

[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why are boomers so stupid?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Can’t wait to see what final evolution of vegetable I reach after a lifetime of exposure to microplastics and PFAs

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Boomers may be dumb but this kinda shit is just bots all the way down. I imagine if you looked at the rest of the comments they all read suspiciously similar to the top one.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I had two favorite subreddit communities when I left that shitty site. one was sopranos because it was insane with all the quotes masquerading as responses, like a bunch of jaunty pigeons mimicking conversations from a finite set of phrases.

the second was oldpeoplefacebook because of shit like this. my parents are boomers on social media and it helps to see I'm not alone in bearing witness to the phenomenon.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This means prawn Jesus is on his way to Tampa to save the day

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

We praise you Prawnsus! Save us!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Christ(opher) said he'd return in three years.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

smdh gotta train my lazy dogs to carry me

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Generating this image personally lowered Milton's pressure by 1 millibar.

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Boomers may be dumb but this kinda shit is just bots all the way down. I imagine if you looked at the comments they all read suspiciously similar to the top comment.