Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

To quote Eminem: Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

We gotta start screening these jokes

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My basement drains were backed up yesterday (true story) I really didn't want to deal with that shit.

[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you wait until it hits the boiler, shit's hot, yo!

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I would recommend switching over to Lenox.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think there's a clear answer as to why

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

You should really consider making your joke less transparent. Put the punchline in the post and not in the title.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

How so? I need you to clarify and broke the story into pieces