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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This visualization makes it look like the tiny morphine hamburger is equivalent in dosage to the twin cheese towers, and therefore more potent.

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

D E N S E B O R G E R

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

I could see that

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

imagine eating a burger gets you high, now imagine eating a really big burger... you see where i'm going with this right?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Now imagine opiates.

Entire class:

OHHHHHHH

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Carfentanil:

feast-1feast-2

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

on the left we have the patriot size. on the right? that's what they line up for in the soviet union. pick your side wisely commies. do you want borgor and freedom or do you want "means of production" and "healthcare"?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you give me the right I will.work my way back up.to the left.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's from a medical textbook

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you're fucking kidding me what book?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No idea. Got it from a things from textbooks that look like shitposts page

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

incredible. one for the ages.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Dialudid/hydromorphone (Dilaudid is a brand name) is indeed stronger in terms of Morphine Milligram Equivalents, one of the reasons is cause it crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it also works faster. They're really similar molecules, there's only a difference in like one hydroxyl group but that's enough, some people who are allergic to morphine can have hydromorphone without any issues.

And yes the comparison using burgers is ridiculous but I bet it's effective in communicating it's strength to your standard American lol

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh its totally correct and also from a medical text

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

oh i know the comparison is accurate as i was a severe pillhead 15 years ago (couldn't tell the difference between it and oxy and i preferred straight morphine anyway)

i meant is this an actual fucking graphic existing somewhere in some doctors office in 'flyover country'? cuz if so it's legendary and needs to be preserved in the library of congress as an important cultural work

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where I got it from usually finds stuff in the wild. So I'd say yes

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

crosses the blood brain barrier readily so it works faster

Huh. That explains my allergy to it. Dilaudid made me trip balls (along with several other pain killers) so I ended up on morphine because of that. Oddly my sister is allergic to morphine but can have everything else.

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

MAAAAAAAAN Get me some of that Dildodimdougdimmadome (burger) in my veins ringht now bitch

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Explaining ferrocene to american student be like

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did Dilau did Dilaudid or did Dilaudid did Dilau?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

If Dilaudid was a burger!

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gonna replace "if wishes were horses" with this from now on.