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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If anything they're only teaching math and reading. It's disturbing how little history is taught to kids these days.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

The arts are the skeleton at the bottom of the pool meme

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Those "immigrants" from Africa were happy to work in the cotton plantations!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 2 weeks ago

This just in: Teacher handbook stolen to provide information to the media on its contents!

MANDATORY SONG LESSON!

🎵 "A is for asexual! B is for Bisexual! C is for Cis gender! D is for demisexual!" 🎵

🎵 "Now I know my A,B,C's, won't you come and give me surgery!" 🎵

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

fucker has never seen a school lesson in his life

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

I read on the News that Trump said Schools are Teaching ONLY Transgender and as a Republican who Currently teaches Language Arts in a School I AGREE with Trump! He's RIGHT because I SAW it on the News!

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are barely teaching math or reading, but they most certainly not teaching 'transgender'.

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bit rich coming from the guy who refuses to learn English isn't it? Leaves that adjective just dangling there unsupported at the cliff edge of the sentence.

Or maybe it's a mad lib? " They are teaching transgender... Dance crazes. Gardening. Lions. Barbecue techniques."

If he leaves the spot empty we can put whatever we want there when we quote him right?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think 'transgender' is just a placeholder for anything scary or a threat to the poor little orange narcissist's ego

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Considering we're so far back on international scores for math and reading, switching to something else might be our only chance to have world-leading public schools anymore.

Billy here, formerly Jean, out-transgendered an entire class of Shanghai twelth-graders. They made America proud!

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

That is all those commie leftists they scrape off the streets to babysit their precious middle class kids can think about. /s/s