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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

!eyebleach@lemmy.world

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Drag approves this message

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago