Stolen from here: https://floss.social/@ostechnix/110497550441327245
bad recursion brb
lol lost it at that one
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"Bad recursion brb" is a good one.
Reminds me of a lot of linux names, "Wine Is Not an Emulator" for example
What you are referring to as "Linux" is in fact "GNU/Linux" or as I have recently taken to calling it "GNU is Not Unix/Linux"
As someone who was familiar with gimp Long before I ever tried Linux, much less knew what gnu was, I always found it funny that the first letter was itself a recursive acronym
Love the brb one :D
statically typed feels unwise
no C++ dev ever
Abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic
TIL that kafkaesque is a real word
aka: all my code
The ones you have really got to watch out for are RTFM and PEBCAK. That's when you know you have a problem.
God forbid you ever catch your child texting about RAII.
PICNIC - problem in chair not in computer
P2A(P) - Packet To Air Problem - Newtork cable not plugged in.