But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Bengay

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Corn pops

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Hair

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago

Ashes

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Rotting brains

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

nothing, since we're in the middle of a covid wave

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

mothballs but now im thinking that would probably be poisonous

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

vanilla.

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Death

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

It's been a while since this site made me feel true revulsion

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Failure

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Real answer: sandalwood or one of those "old man scents" like tobacco or cedar

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Shit and baby powder

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Old moldy crumpled and slightly burned paper.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Just like in that weird dream you had!

guillotines

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Sex and candy

[–] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I assume something like the mummys they used to put in the pipes back in the days

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Piss probably.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Deez

[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

liver and onions

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

burning tires

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

VOLITION [Trivial - Success] - Don't think about it. This man will never come anywhere near you. This supposedly man-scented candle will never come near you. Exploring this line of thought would not answer any interesting questions. Exploring this line of thought would definitely not make your life better in any way. In fact, it'd probably make it slightly worse, if anything.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Like truinas habadp resher.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Retirement home.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I just assumed he smells like a mix of mildew, camphor, and mothballs

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

hair/shampoo

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Elderberries, obvi.