Would You Rather

201 readers

1 users here now

Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

Rules:

Follow dbzer0 rules.
Start posts off with "WYR:"

founded 3 months ago

MODERATORS

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

WYR: have an itch you couldn't get rid of for the rest of your life, or the hiccups for the rest of your life? Neither deteriorate your health, they're just annoying. (fanaticus.social)

submitted 3 months ago by PitchPlease@fanaticus.social to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

12 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 13 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

The itch won't inhibit my eating, drinking, speaking etc, so that one.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd go with the itch. In the 1 out of 1 cases I know of where someone had chronic hiccups, they ended up going to jail for murder.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 5 points 3 months ago

Those are bad odds

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Suicide will be easier with just an itch.

Edit: Wait, no! We have euthanasia here. Hiccups so I can get medical sign-off.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck man

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

TBF I don't know how serious I actually am about that, we'd see. They both sound like hell though.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The itch would bother me more, but the hiccups would bother other people more. I'm not sure which I would choose.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

fuck others if I have to suffer then everyone else can suffer too

edit: figuring out whether or not I'm joking is left as an exercise to the reader

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The itch would be impossible to prove and I'd just be seen as a grumpy asshole, at least the hiccups can be understood

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I get chiggers at my camp about every weekend in the summer, no matter how much bug spray. One itch would be a relief.

[–] SteposVenzny@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Scratching an itch feels good even when it doesn’t actually go away. I’ll take that over hiccups since they’re nothing but downside.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 1 points 3 months ago

That is the most frustrated I've ever felt!