You strip and people pay you, obviously
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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The boys: at a strip club to look at the bazoinkas and paying to pitch a tent 
Me: At the strip club for the cheap wings and beer, and helping the girls unionize.
It's the place you go to so when you disrespect the old mobster that runs the place he murders you in the men's room and disposes of your body in a quarry.
It's a place where awful and socially maladjusted people go because they can't get women that attractive to be pleasant to them in any other situation.
Maid cafes in Japan fulfill the same purpose but without alcohol. Some offer after-hours "specials" that include erotic performance. An evolution of historic Geisha service.
Hooters fulfills the same purpose again.
It's the same motivation in every version, there's just a different presentation in style and act. They want feminine attention and they are willing to part with money to get it, typically they have fucked up views of women because of the lack of feminine attention or because of the fact they're awful human beings. Power, patriarchy, misogyny, all wrapped up into one.
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im a straight dude in my 30s and ive never been to a strip club. i'd rather kill myself. paying money for attractive women to be nice to you is such an admission of being a loser, i couldn't live with myself after that
Death to America
I was a stripper briefly in my 20s, though not a very good one and not in a big city
AMA
How’d you like it?
The sexy naked dancing thing was very fun! The coworkers ranged from wonderful stripper godmother to malevolent girl-next-door, but the talking to guys thing was the worst because most of them were assholes.
I quickly found out that dudes that looked outside the clientele's white redneck norm were better to talk to, though they usually didn't have as much money. My favorite customers were the only black man I ever saw in there and a cutie beardo in a wheelchair - 20 years later, I still remember that they both talked to me like a person instead of tits on legs.
Focusing on trying to have enjoyable conversations with men I didn't instinctively hate made me pretty unsuccessful. The women who can lie convincingly to monsters really clean up!
not a very good one
bit idea: stripper who spends the whole song trying and failing to remove her hot pants
bit idea: naive autistic stripper who doesn't understand the rules of engagement and also has strange ideas about what's sexy
I think that's where ping pong shows come from