-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
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nothing ever happens
antithesis: things just keep happening
synthesis: the things happening are nothingburgers
synthesis: some things happen, while other things do not happen
wrong
sixteen seconds 👀
nothing ever happens and the things that do don't
okay well I stubbed my toe on my way out the door for work this morning and I'm pretty sure that happened because it still hurts, explain that
prove it by sending toe pics or else it didn't happen
yeah that's what I thought, it didn't
Ehh, there's a bunch of stuff that seems like it's about to happen but at this point nothing has happened yet.
no, they won't
I do kind of feel like it's just going to be a long slow stagnation on the road to nowhere.