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[–] Blank@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shwam. Doo. Two an haif. Sheven. shfrorteen teen. Twenty seven haif. Twenty seven, thirty seven WHAT'D YOU SAY?