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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)

submitted 9 months ago by CmdrKeen to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago (6 children)

UDP: Hold my beer.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[–] sharkwellington@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[–] Kelo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 17 points 9 months ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I gave my best effort.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?

[–] daBeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[–] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

UDP: meh

[–] CmdrKeen 3 points 9 months ago

Here's another one, catch!