zakobjoa

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Sucks to be Russian – you either fall out of a window or into a hammer.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by."

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (5 children)

He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.

You fought putting your socks on right.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Heilige DIN.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Gibt Menschen mit verengten Nebenhöhlenzugängen, die schon bei einer einfachen Erkältung zuschwellen. Eine komplett abgeschlossene Nebenhöhle macht gern Sinusitis. Nasenspray hält Nebenhöhlenzugange offen und belüftet Nebenhöhlen. Schätze dich glücklich.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

While I agree with your second argument that Russia would probably just call them on their bluff, I don't think they'd need long range ballistic missiles. They seem to operate on russian soil a lot, and you could put a big nuke into a larger van easily.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Sinwar's killing of suspected collaborators with Israel gained him the nickname "The Butcher of Khan Younis".

Cool guy

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!"

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

The driver saw "a tank" at best. If the gunner/commander were even looking in the right direction, nothing tells us their lens wasn't dirty, the optics broken or everything was shaking too violently for a proper look. It's easy to overestimate how much you can really see out of your steel coffin, especially when it's 40 year old soviet steel coffins.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I don't think he'll be missed.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Kick 'em out anyway!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And we want Turkey out as well, so it's all good!

 
 

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

 
 

Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

 

Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I refuse to acknowledge the name change.

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