sangriaferret

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I've lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I've never heard "coke" used as a generic for all sodas. It's some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

Yeah, I avoid the "check 1-2." I'll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

They are not.

I've spent most of my life in the South, I absolutely know what chitlins are. They ain't great but they are what they're intended to be: making the most out of whatever you can afford.

I'm also Italian-American. Carbonated pasta sauce was intended for no man. It would be an abomination against God and nature.

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

Tbf, that's a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Well said

Hopefully at least one was a dog.