Gears of War 1 is so dedicated to its drab colour scheme that even blood is mostly black instead of red
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Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is
Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad
Gamers press F for Harris
I've wanted to see Tsuchinhan-Atlas all week but I've been cometblocked by clouds every evening
Guess I'll wait another 80 000 years
Or just some person posting a picture of the van on Twitter and enough people noticing
I just hope Konami's expectations for this game aren't too unrealistic. Both the Dead Space and Alone in the Dark remakes failed to sell to their publishers' satisfaction
I also think it's just that the orcs are just too clearly monstrous and inhuman to be aspirational compared to, for example, Stormtroopers and Imperial Officers who are just white soldier dudes wearing Cool Uniforms and Badass Armour. Even the Uruk-Hai who have the latter are still lumpy cannibal monsters with comedy British accents
Edit: I looked up the "Meat's back on the menu, boys!" scene from The Two Towers on Youtube. Can you guess what the recent comments reference?
@scottski02 1 month ago Haitians seeing their neighbor's cats.
@TheAceLewis 1 month ago (edited) When a Haitian sees a dog
@ElectraTheMiraidon26 1 month ago Haitians in ohio the second they heard that their neighbor has a new dog:
@ytprv1890 1 month ago Haitians when their neighbour gets a new dog.
It's interesting you don't really see much "Sauron/Saruman did nothing wrong" type of ironic shitposting compared to other properties like Star Wars
This feels very PS2-era specific
This video used to be over half an hour longer before Youtube flagged it for being unsuitable for ads. Majuular had to remove an entire section on Phantasmagoria 2 from the video, but the original can be found in a free Patreon post linked in the pinned comment. Just a heads-up for anyone about to watch this