doublepepperoni

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This commenter provided some really interesting context:

I could obviously never pick up on these sorts of details when I played the game since I don't speak Russian but it's cool to see Rockstar put in some serious effort in their NPC dialogue.

Also "They are strangers here." ussr-cry

This video used to be over half an hour longer before Youtube flagged it for being unsuitable for ads. Majuular had to remove an entire section on Phantasmagoria 2 from the video, but the original can be found in a free Patreon post linked in the pinned comment. Just a heads-up for anyone about to watch this

Gears of War 1 is so dedicated to its drab colour scheme that even blood is mostly black instead of red

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everything in the original Gears of War games, from the COG soldiers to the weapons, vehicles, monsters and creatures looks like chunky action figures. I like how earnestly dumb it all is blob-no-thoughts

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Every male video game character should have the dimensions of Delta Squad

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Gamers press F for Harris

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've wanted to see Tsuchinhan-Atlas all week but I've been cometblocked by clouds every evening ooooooooooooooh

Guess I'll wait another 80 000 years

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or just some person posting a picture of the van on Twitter and enough people noticing

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I just hope Konami's expectations for this game aren't too unrealistic. Both the Dead Space and Alone in the Dark remakes failed to sell to their publishers' satisfaction

 

His company name even had Super Mario in it data-laughing

No photos because I'm not a cop, but full support for this guy for appropriating Nintendo IP 07

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I also think it's just that the orcs are just too clearly monstrous and inhuman to be aspirational compared to, for example, Stormtroopers and Imperial Officers who are just white soldier dudes wearing Cool Uniforms and Badass Armour. Even the Uruk-Hai who have the latter are still lumpy cannibal monsters with comedy British accents

Edit: I looked up the "Meat's back on the menu, boys!" scene from The Two Towers on Youtube. Can you guess what the recent comments reference?

@scottski02 1 month ago Haitians seeing their neighbor's cats.

@TheAceLewis 1 month ago (edited) When a Haitian sees a dog

@ElectraTheMiraidon26 1 month ago Haitians in ohio the second they heard that their neighbor has a new dog:

@ytprv1890 1 month ago Haitians when their neighbour gets a new dog.

dean-frown

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

There is The Last Ringbearer but it's a different sort of thing entirely

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

It's interesting you don't really see much "Sauron/Saruman did nothing wrong" type of ironic shitposting compared to other properties like Star Wars

 

I've been playing GTA Online again after a couple of years away and the game chat is absolutely brimming with casual Russophobia. GTA Online has always been a giant trash fire due to the toxic nature of the game and the fact that the vast majority of its players are children and maladjusted adults, but it's interesting to notice how hostile Europeans have become to Russian players, randomly calling them orcs or animals and asking them why they haven't been sent to die in Ukraine yet.

Of course, because everyone playing the game is an asshole, most of the Russian comebacks are snide remarks about Europe having a lot of African immigrants, but it's almost always NATO-brained Westerners picking fights with players with Russian names and not the other way around.

I'm sure the situation is very similar in most other multiplayer games, but to me it's interesting how Russians have taken the place Chinese players used to hold in GTA some years back before they were region-locked into their own servers as otherised enemies whom you vomit random talking points you picked up on the news at

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

This feels very PS2-era specific

 

Takes some gumption to even touch a notorious broken flop like that

 

There's something about all these millennial and younger gamer chud culture warrior diphits smugly cosplaying as Christians that just fucking irks me

 

I'm surprised to hear this since from what I recall the publisher forced Creative Assembly to continue the series in some sort of mobile slop format instead which then predictably fizzled out

 

Those maximum temps were reached when I just sat in my car with the radio tuned to Self Radio

sicko-wistful Thanks a lot, Rockstar

 

Death Stranding came out in 2019. Death Stranding 2 will come out in 2025. That's six years for two games. If these were the PS2 days Kojima would have cranked out 3 Death Stranding games by now and we'd be getting Death Stranding 3: Subsistence along with a teaser for Death Stranding 4 next year.

Remember when video game trilogies used be to a huge thing in the sixth and seventh generations? You'd typically get 3 games in about 5-7 years

See: Halo, Gears of War, Resistance, Killzone, etc

 

Where did the sunlight go? Why is it so dark and cold all of a sudden, what the fuck is this??? shocked-pikachu

 

It's time to watch another long retro video game video essay, hexbear

soypoint-1 skeleton-wave soypoint-2

 

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/comments/1fq0hwe/coindexter_on_tv/

Someone who has access to the show could probably take an actual screencap

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