Woly

joined 4 years ago
[–] Woly@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

(Technically the stick buses are trains but the train tracks are just blades of grass that they lay down and they keep blowing away, so everyone forgets and calls them buses.)

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In Bugtown everyone's houses are made out of leaves and the buses are just a long stick with acorn-top wheels that everyone climbs up on and one guy holds onto the back and pushes it around. They can't steer very well so they all go in straight lines and if you need to make a turn you have to hop off and jump on another stick going in a different direction.

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I got so excited frog-no-pretext

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Woly@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People think lizard people are bad because they're humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they're bad because they're lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Watching a guy sweat profusely over setting up a drum kit that I already put together, removing everything and then realizing that there's no extra room and he has to put every piece back where I already had it. No schadenfreude, just glad I'm not the one sweating this morning.

This poor guy is suffering lol. Use your boom arms, people!

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww"

[–] Woly@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe all of the more meaningful forms of satisfaction and joy have been locked behind paywalls or eliminated entirely for the sake of economic efficiency

 

I know everyone scoffs when people throw around the phrase 'left unity', but it's something that I actually believe in and I hate to see things break down between honest-to-god leftists. That being said, there are some opinions I've seen tossed around here that I can't fucking stand. I'm really not trying to start a struggle session here, but this is just something I need to get off my chest. If you eat a pickle after 12pm, but it's the first thing you've eaten that day, it still counts as a "breakfast pickle". A lot of people work night shifts or just wake up later, it's absurd to have such rigid standards for what constitutes a breakfast pickle or not. These pickle purity tests are alienating people who just want to have a breakfast pickle at 12:30 or 1:00pm without being scolded for being "bad leftists".

I'm not trying to go overboard here; I understand that eating a pickle at 4pm, even if it's your first meal of the day, is still an "afternoon pickle". I just don't think it's fair to limit breakfast pickle hours to before 11:59 am.

I will also concede that if you have a cup of coffee or tea, and then eat a pickle later, it doesn't qualify as a breakfast pickle. You had coffee for breakfast, then you ate a pickle; that's not the same as eating a breakfast pickle with your coffee obviously. But if you have your first cup of coffee and a pickle at 1:30 in the afternoon, I think it is completely reasonable to consider that a breakfast pickle.

Anyways, if the mods want to ban me or whatever, fine. I've said my piece.

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