Blow a nut in that gut, then drink some wine and eat some chicken!
Stalinwolf
Definitely a Fruit Punch manifesting in that thing.
How many Olympic-size swimming pools would it fill?
Sometimes you can find scimitars in there. You can chop a camel right in its hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of those things.
Some Companies Still Know How Business Is Done
Hope it's better than that awful cereal.
Not going Eggo was their first mistake. In my experience, when it comes to frozen waffles, there is no room to fuck around.
As someone who can barely approach the edge of a 3-story parking structure, I would come unraveled on one of those balconies.
HEROSHIMA! CHERNOBYL! WINDOWS 95! WE DO IT ONCE, WE DO IT AGAIN!
I expected more of a little squeaky "Wehh!"
I miss LAN parties. I miss the atmosphere in those sweltering bedrooms/livingrooms in the quiet hours of the morning. I'll never forget that LAN party vibe. Big one for my cousins and I was the Desert Combat mod for Battlefield 1942. Also Starcraft, Diablo 2, and later on it shifted to WoW.
I think it's an illusion due to wearing their pants to their tits.