RustyVenture

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[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Personally I’d prefer if the campaign and party that keeps caterwauling over how much more rational, composed, and committed to truth they are than Trump would stop acting like Trump in both word and deed. It would really make their deranged, existential fears about “democracy” being “under attack” seem more credible.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

sit-back-and-enjoy and ignore the yapping mutts.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Call it KHive

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

He also managed to mumble this out during the debate a week ago, too. However, we can't be sure Biden even knows what year it is, so it's unclear if he still believes this hilarious lie or if he thinks it's 2022.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Damn, this made an otherwise shit day actually feel better bloomer. Truly uplifting news and a big fat Death to AmeriKKKa and everyone else who targeted and tortured him for the crime of exposing their atrocities to the world.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Same. My friends and I had a big laugh over the resurrection of Paul Bearer.

Oh well vivian-shrug still hilarious.

Edit: Oh my god, now I'm going through his account and there are some amazing works in there. 10/10 bit.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

In addition to just doing the “but Trump’s cognitive decline!!” bit, there’s also a ton of “I’m forgetful too and I’m only 38!” or “let’s cut the guy some slack! Watch his SOTU speech and tell me he’s got cognitive decline!” which is just…yeah.

“The Emperor’s New Clothes” is an instruction manual for these freaks.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago (8 children)
[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

This thread could've been its own post here imo. Just too good.

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

maybe-later-kiddo "Technically, they only had a 72-day working majority, sweaty. What did you expect them to get done? Don't you know how long it took to get the ACA passed? Don't let the perfect be the enemy of good!"

maybe-later-honey "Y'all there weren't 60 pro-choice senators in 2009. There still aren't, but there weren't then, either, so I don't know what you wanted from them."

smuglord "The president is not a king no matter how much you Bernie Bros want it to be true!"

[–] RustyVenture@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Like I really don't want to hand it to the guy, especially in a hypothetical, especially because he is an incompetent fascist, and especially because I'm sure we'd have invariably wound up in the same place as we did under Brandon before long because the orphan crushing machine would have eventually been given more orphans to crush regardless of who was president. But there is no doubt in my mind that plenty of hogs would've cast their "closely held" beliefs about the nanny state aside in 2020 if the Trump White House even feigned some kind of support for taking better precautions (or just appealing to the racist heart of Amerikkka by framing it as a "protect American patriotism from the elusive China flu!!!") instead of coming around to side with the plague rats. That's countless lives that could've been saved in the process.

If the Dems still won control of Congress in 2020 I imagine they'd have become the ones reflexively acting to curtail second-term Trump's attempts to end pandemic aid or the moratoriums, and might've even cared about pushing for upgraded ventilation, better testing and tracking infrastructure, remote work policies, and additional stimulus checks. It'd be funny if something good happened in this country as a result, simply because the Dems were actually engaged in harm reduction over the cheeto winning re-election. Instead they just became a new wave of plague rats under their own incompetent fascist.

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