ProgAimerGirl

joined 5 months ago
 

if you think this stinker is a bridge too far,

🎶✨🎤tough tiiiiiits🎤✨🎶

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

this way he can commune with the hive living in his computer case

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just turn around my guy

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

metal slug character select screen ass meme (celebratory bean )

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

many people tell me they don't notice the bump anymore and that my head looks completely normal

assholes

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

steve hope, johnny jobs, bob cash (rip in peace)

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ear wax variations

this made me imagine an earwax phrenologist picard

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

qwantz trex has had it coming for a loooooooong time

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

die hardman

high cardman

pry barman

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

An ICE spokesperson confirmed to Documented that HSI’s Citizens Academies are still ongoing across the country. Similar initiatives are implemented by other law enforcement agencies, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), the spokesperson said.

somehow the already very alarming headline was burying the lede... yes-honey-left

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

yea do not pay that grabby ass company for the stolen goods they're hawking, pirate it for sure

 

yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

 

breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny

 
 

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https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/

it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it

 
 

-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest

-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly

-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button

-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)

-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv

-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)

-steam summer sale

-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon chefs-kiss )

 

Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC

chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -

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