NedIsakoff
Honestly it sometimes works in Vic3 lol
Overheard coworker talking about their upcoming vacation to Spain and Morocco when another asks: "With all the Iran and Iraq wars going on will that be safe?"
Most geographically/current event literate American
A few Trump ones:
"California is going to have to ration water. You know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific, because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish that aren't doing very well without water, to be honest with you"
"I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape."
Can't wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register