Right, I don't care who the fuck you are or if you're some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I'm not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app
The ability to be spontaneous is directly related to your
Work/Life balance
It's almost as though you could stand up and fight for that, I dunno
You might've grown up thinking that was a proper bakery but it definitely isn't
You're absolutely the exception, not the rule
Take your tiny-penis truck and leave, there's a good fella
Unless one lives in one of the 194 of the 195 countries on the planet, which is extremely fuckin likely
He's lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it's definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit
That, and also the mayor of Paris is on a massive anti-SUV bender at the moment, hiking up parking charges to discourage people from driving them
The judge has probably been told to send a message.
You don't. Fuckin. Need. An SUV. You. Cunt
I had no idea people didn't do this! First notification I get from an app that isn't some form of messaging, straight to settings and turn off notifications.
People are getting notifications from news apps. Apart from actual World War Fuckin Three, what possible news story could be worth being disturbed by your phone for?!?
Not so much "Tread on me" as "Please stamp viciously and repeatedly on my testicles"
I think it's lovely that your friends respect your lifestyle and love you so much that they're happy to lie to you about your wallpaper-paste scramble π