MossyFeathers

$150 for the WinRAR bag. $250 for a varsity jacket. Look, the designs are cool, but it appears that once again I will not be paying for WinRAR.

(Besides, I use 7zip nowadays)

Edit: seriously; a $150 bag and they can't be assed to use a real buckle.

Literally Hypnospace Outlaw.

Edit: Dreamsettler can't come soon enough.

"high-capacity magazine" can refer to anything ranging from a fairly standard AR15 30-round stanag mag to a 200-round box magazine. Like, technically a high-capacity magazine is any magazine that holds more rounds than a standard magazine for a given firearm; but legally-speaking most states with laws regulating magazine capacity tend to define "high-capacity" as being more than 10~15 rounds for rifles.

So they could have had a normal Glock-19 magazine (illegal in some states as they hold 15 rounds, more than some states allow pistols to have) or a loose AR15 magazine in their glovebox from their last gunshoot, or they could have had a 100 round drum mag for their Glock.

Edit: California sounds like they have a universal 10-round magazine limit, which means a standard G19 magazine would be illegal.

Wdym? Aeromorphs are pure NCD. Living aircraft. You telling me that isn't something NCD would come up with?

Counterpoint, while cook time might not make a direct profit like ~~fatter~~ faster-growing chickens do, it would probably still make the chicken more desirable due to the decreased cook time; especially if you could advertise it as a feature.

"Life's fast, so why isn't cooking faster? Are you tired of your chicken taking hours to cook? Buy Bryson's Chicken Breasts!

"Bigger!

"Fatter!

"Healthier!

"and faster!

"Our chicken breasts are designed, formulated and engineered to be as big, nutritious and delicious as possible; while also being faster and easier to cook than other brands. So why spend hours cooking normal chicken breasts, when you could cook Bryson's Chicken Breasts in a fraction of the time? Buy Bryson's; you won't regret it."

Edit: misread "faster" as "fatter" lmao. Point still stands though.

I should inform you that the search term you're looking for is "aeromorph".

You're welcome.

They're lying to you.

Their lightsaber sucks, mine's way bigger. How can you expect to execute order 66 if your lightsaber is only 6 inches long?

Oh man, I love crazy stairs. Ridiculously dangerous and extremely ADA uncompliant, but whimsical and playful.

(Yanno, up until you misjudge a step and smash your face into the stairs or go tumbling into the dark abyss when you get up to pee in the middle of the night)

I was close but I read too far! Oh well, it's cool to know that I was close though.

I think I missed a bit so I added another paragraph near the end; but it parallels some observations I've had about hobbies. Additionally, the writing style is reminiscent of my brain when I haven't taken my medication which is probably why I think I can understand it.

You're welcome! I've been finding that, for some reason, I seem to be able to translate stuff like this and I have no idea why. It's fun though. It makes me feel like some kinda internet anthropologist translating dataslates that use words you know but in strange contexts; like a language that has shifted in meaning so that the average person can't understand the "old tongue" despite it having a striking resemblance to the "new tongue".