The sour worms are for a presumptuous breakfast.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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I'll pass the coffee, cocaine and weed.
Get off Facebook or whatever the fuck this is, Dad
You must be fun to date
I was more joking that my Dad does exactly this without the condoms or anything else morally icky
Edit: also I don't date. I belong to me!
Hey good on ya, datings overrated lol. I was just being a smart ass, sorry if it came across worse than I meant. Though looking back, it was a bit out of pocket. Have a good one!
K, u just introduced me to, like, 2 different hilarious new things:
- datings
- Out of pocket
You should be very proud of yourself cuz imma start using and saying these things all the time now 🥁
Always happy to share my poor grammar and aphorisms lol, enjoy
The most hilarious and unjust part is that #1 isn't even necessarily your fault --> it was my ADHD brain that filled in the gap with are so it seemed like datings are... == hilarious.
Datings is def a Rickyism already and somewhere, or at the very least, is coming
OH-OH, Internet, you are too funny. OH-OH
This meme-bro culture, seriously....