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This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

Brits don't have peanut butter. I mean they do, but a tiny little 8oz jar is like £14. I only know this because peanut butter was one of the many things my British friends were interested in trying, damn near universally, when they came to visit.

I deduce from that, that the rest of this is fake, and therefore in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind 30 feet from the top of Hell in a Cell, through an announcers table and onto the concrete floor.

Stupid Brits. A snake is a "danger noodle," not a "slippery dippery long mover."

SMDH

I feel like I’ve seen this before but with different words

lol, beef wellington (not hamberders) is probably my favorite dish

Also, I might just exclusively refer to sex as "pee pee friction pleasure" now

Motorized.... 💀