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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Just because NL has the worlds best bike infrastructure does not make them a "good" country. This is the home of Shell, remember. Also they seem far too happy with their colonialist history.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And their odd love for blackface.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

And the chuds defend it saying "uhhhm akshully it's just culture it has nothing to do with racism :smuglord: "

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

cw racismA few years ago r/thenetherlands had a cultural exchange with r/indonesia and the thread in r/indonesia was full of GEKOLONISEERT jokes.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The bike infrastructure has DUTCH people riding it, therefore it can't be good

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unlimited Car centric urban design on the Dutch

qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I rode on it once, ngl, even with all the Dutch people it's fucking amazing to cycle on. Everyone deserves to be able to have a cycling holiday in the Netherlands to see what's been taken from them.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 48 points 2 weeks ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago

geef me een klap papa

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

We habben en seerios problem weben cuckolds

[–] PigPoopBallsDotJPG@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wat in de neuk is een cuckstoel? Vraag het voor een vriend.

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

uhh in deze context is 't een stoel op de trein die op zichzelf staat tegenover twee andere stoelen

[–] PigPoopBallsDotJPG@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ik ben duidelijk niet op de hoogte van de laatste mode in Nederlandse memen.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love your language so so much and I don't mean that in a mean way it's actually super cool that our languages are so similar (but also very funny)

[–] PigPoopBallsDotJPG@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love it when I notice similarities in languages I have no fluency in.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Its so cool

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't necessarily like jokes about how Dutch is an "unserious language" — I think this is ultimately kind of problematic joke to make, even though the Dutch absolutely do deserve to get made fun of — however I would be lying if I said that I have never in my life looked at or heard Dutch and just gone

"neuken in de keuken" biggus-dickus

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Does most base-languages for alienspeak come from Nederlandse?

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

English does have a lot of Dutch and French influences. But most European languages come from some ancient indo-european root. Western European languages also have shared influences from Latin, the result of Roman inperialism.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god, we're going to feel anglo imperialism for years to come.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

More like centuries. I mean, even the Romans never ended up colonising the entire world. And still roman influence is felt across Europe for millenia after it stopped being a relevant geopolitical player.

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ch1l@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As a Dutch speaker, I'm always shocked by how many people on this forum speak Dutch, it's like not that popular of a language... but I agree profoundly unserious please.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ch1l@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

I learned Dutch in a post-modern ironic way though, not a utilitarian euro-boo cringe way. Please spare me, I do not claim those folks.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of the jokes are getting kinda racist ngl. I'll tell myself that's it's just dutch users making fun of their own language

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone translate that?

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The 'cuck chair' meme is a textbook example of removed. It shouldn't be common knowledge what a cuck or cuck chair is.

Call us nerds, chudjacks [sic] or whatever else, but it's the truth.

e: forgot that word gets caught by the slur filter (rosa-salute), but it's cognate so it should be clear in Dutch already

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Reactionaries looking for whichever perverts brought cucking into mainstream awarenesswho-did-this

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wow. That is too coolskeleton-motorcycle

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also can we just talk about the fact that Omtzigt looks wayyyy too much like Andrew Wakefield lol

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Reactionary Euro phenotype

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

does English sound funny to the dutch?

[–] Shelena@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not really. Most of us start learning it in elementary school, so you kind of grow up with it.