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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 106 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] 667@lemmy.radio 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

[–] secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...

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[–] lemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Yes. Behind the toilet.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Enbiggening mirrors!

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[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

[–] rockkicker@kbin.run 17 points 2 months ago

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

[–] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Mirrors on both walls

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NoiseColor@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

Carpet would really tie the room together.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament

[–] snailboy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Chorus line vibes...

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I don't know...a grenade?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

I recommend a sledgehammer.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?

[–] jackhp95@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Macropolis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Walk through bath

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[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

Knock out a wall or two.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

How do you wipe?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.

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