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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think Anon needs to retake middle school biology. You see there's this thing called the predator/prey relationship and if the predators outnumber the prey, things are gonna get real dire REAL fast. Like this:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/

[–] FuCensorship 1 points 3 months ago

The perfect movie for this argument, hah.

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