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[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 100 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

Elder millennial here.

"When life promises you lemons as a child and drills into your head the importance of preparing to make lemonade because the lemons are coming and you've got to be ready and get the sugar and the water and the ice ready because you're totally gunna get those lemons and have a lemonade-based future of stability and fulfillment and happiness, prepare to be blamed when the lemons don't arrive."

[–] pyromaster55@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget punishing you for spending all your time and money on sugar, ice, water, pitchers, and practice learning to make lemonade.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

You should have studied orange juice instead. Why didn't you predict the future!?

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