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McDonald’s praised for giving work experience to convicted felon (newsthump.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 39 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

They should hire him full time. Just don't let him slack off on his phone. He is not responsible enough.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You know it just fucked that up, too. Trump isn’t even a quality candidate for employment at a fast food restaurant. Of course he should never be president. Not again, anyway.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago

He's not qualified to tie his shoes without adult supervision.

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