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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

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